occupation: struggling tumblr comedian
when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif
I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR. FUCKING DONE. BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.
September 02, 2014 at 12:46AM
when you have a really clear, utterly beautiful image of a location in your story but when you go to describe it you just
- a person who because of shyness, unpopularity, or lack of a partner, remains at the side of a party or dance
- any person that remains on or has been forced to the sidelines of any activity
i thank god every day that i have a nice ass.